I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011
I can hear the exact moment I hit sixth grade.
The minute Soulja Boi came on I actually started crying tears of laughter. I knew that WHOLE DANCE.
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
THIS IS ME
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is