heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

“If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.””

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via lampfaced)

  • that girl is really cute
    lesbian:
  • oMG DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER OR SOMETHING LMAO CAN I WATCH
    straight boy:

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

fandomqueer:

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

I miss this

  • oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
    me on my way home from class:
  • nah
    me the second i get home:

uhmeliamay:

shoutout to my pets for knowing when i’m sad and upset and giving me unconditional love and attention